Coming Soon: Light Years In The Making
Character profile: "THE CAPTAIN"
Stand by for more details, you magnificent bastard. Discount shopping and cable news is coming!
June 16, 2008
June 09, 2008
Coming Soon: The Greatest Anime Epic Ever
Character profile: "THE IDIOT HERO"
Stand by, citizens of Earth. And watch out for giant robots!
June 03, 2008
Coming Soon: All New Anime Series
Character profile: "THE DOCTOR"
Stand by, citizens of Earth, for more details about this all new Camp Chaos Anime!
May 26, 2008
Nascar vs. Anime
From season two of our TV series VH1's ILL-ustrated. Circa 2004 ha-HAH!
May 22, 2008
Popeye vs. Anime
Whoa! What the hell?
May 06, 2008
Speed Racer
If the American Chopper guys appear in the movie, I'll crap myself.
March 25, 2008
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 12
The Confusing Machinations Of Too Many Girls Must Rescue The Soul Of Big Bombs, PART TWO
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the second of a two-part epic, Rainbow Ren is taken back to the Purple Lady's dojo where an unexpected new villain emerges. And Yuu Fat fights for her life. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
February 26, 2008
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 11
The Confusing Machinations Of Too Many Girls Must Rescue The Soul Of Big Bombs, PART ONE
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the first of a two-part epic, Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming confront a Purple Spy, too many Purple Ninjas and, at long last, the Purple Lady. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
December 13, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 10
Feelings of Anger! The Masters and the Villains Fight Upon the Super Juicy Underpants
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow and Rainbow Ren track down Master Ming Ming at a Victoria's Super Juicy store and the awesome battle between kung fu masters begins. But will the Purple Lady and some perverted Purple Ninjas utterly kill our heroes? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
December 08, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 9
Longing To See The Forms Of Kung Fu In The Guise Of The Dirty Creatures! And Such As!
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow meets the squishy creature called Master Ming Ming. But is this reincarnated kung fu critter a friend or an enemy? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
October 10, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 8
The Stars Merge In Super Formation To Gladly Fight The Hero Of The Day
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow fights weaponized Purple Ninjas at a home entertainment super store, while Rainbow's girlfriend confuses the hell out of everyone. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
September 07, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 7
Jimmy Chow Fights The Giant Mecha Constructed By The Villain Master Joon Ree. PART TWO.
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow is presumed dead. The Purple Lady utterly claims victory. The Master Joon Ree is still hoping for that scone. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
July 03, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 6
Jimmy Chow Fights The Giant Mecha Constructed By The Villain Master Joon Ree
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the happy awesome season finale, the giant Purple Mecha attacks Jimmy and Rainbow at a mini-mall. Will Jimmy's exciting kung fu master skills triumph in destroying the mecha, or will the power of Master Joon Ree's weapon overwhelm our hero? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
June 19, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 5
O The Garden Temple Of Sunshine And Little Remembrances Of The Past Pluperfect
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, Jimmy Chow tells Rainbow Ren about his teacher, The Master Chen, and recounts the story of the night when he became a Kung Fu Master. Then, the Purple Lady's new sinister weapon prepares for a brutal attack. Watch the new episode at Heavy or below the fold.
June 05, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 4
War! The Purple Lady Hastens To Impress Her Stinky Teacher
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, the Purple Lady and her teacher, the Master Joon Ree, determine whether their Purple Ninja assassins are capable of utterly killing Jimmy Chow. And Master Joon Ree unveils an all new robotic threat. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
May 22, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 3
Farewell, Jimmy Chow In Which He Will Die! Lesbian?
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, Rainbow Ren follows Jimmy to his next job opportunity at a video game store. Will a hoard of Purple Ninjas be able to defeat Jimmy's happy awesome Wii Numchuck action? And a new villain emerges. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.
May 08, 2007
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow, Episode 2
Into The Blackened Fires Of A Curious And Colorful Rainbow
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. An intrepid blogger named Rainbow Ren has tracked Jimmy to his new job at a mall 'Hot Gothic' store. But is Rainbow a friend? Is she just another fangirl? Or does she work for Jimmy's nemesis, The Purple Lady? Watch below the fold.
April 24, 2007
Enter 'Kung Fu Jimmy Chow'
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, our first anime series combines everything we love about genre. Jimmy Chow is a kung fu master on a mission of vengeance: to kill his nemesis, the masked kung fu mistress called The Purple Lady. Along the way, he picks up mall jobs and battles the Purple Lady's cleverly disguised army of assassins, The Purple Ninjas. Watch the pilot episode below the fold.
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