If the American Chopper guys appear in the movie, I'll crap myself.

The Confusing Machinations Of Too Many Girls Must Rescue The Soul Of Big Bombs, PART TWO
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the second of a two-part epic, Rainbow Ren is taken back to the Purple Lady's dojo where an unexpected new villain emerges. And Yuu Fat fights for her life. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

The Confusing Machinations Of Too Many Girls Must Rescue The Soul Of Big Bombs, PART ONE
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the first of a two-part epic, Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming confront a Purple Spy, too many Purple Ninjas and, at long last, the Purple Lady. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Feelings of Anger! The Masters and the Villains Fight Upon the Super Juicy Underpants
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow and Rainbow Ren track down Master Ming Ming at a Victoria's Super Juicy store and the awesome battle between kung fu masters begins. But will the Purple Lady and some perverted Purple Ninjas utterly kill our heroes? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Longing To See The Forms Of Kung Fu In The Guise Of The Dirty Creatures! And Such As!
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow meets the squishy creature called Master Ming Ming. But is this reincarnated kung fu critter a friend or an enemy? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

The Stars Merge In Super Formation To Gladly Fight The Hero Of The Day
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow fights weaponized Purple Ninjas at a home entertainment super store, while Rainbow's girlfriend confuses the hell out of everyone. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Jimmy Chow Fights The Giant Mecha Constructed By The Villain Master Joon Ree. PART TWO.
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. Jimmy Chow is presumed dead. The Purple Lady utterly claims victory. The Master Joon Ree is still hoping for that scone. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

The new season of Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is coming soon. Keep an eye on Heavy.com for more details. Meanwhile, above is a particularly important frame of animation from episode seven -- the conclusion to the Purple Mecha battle. Also, the first four episodes are utterly posted to Comcast Channel 1 (formerly "On Demand"). Go to the Cutting Edge channel, choose Heavy, then Kung Fu Jimmy Chow. Happy awesome video on demand!

Jimmy Chow Fights The Giant Mecha Constructed By The Villain Master Joon Ree
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. In the happy awesome season finale, the giant Purple Mecha attacks Jimmy and Rainbow at a mini-mall. Will Jimmy's exciting kung fu master skills triumph in destroying the mecha, or will the power of Master Joon Ree's weapon overwhelm our hero? Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Joel Moser just presented me with this render of Jimmy Chow's facial blood for the up-coming season two premiere: the conclusion to the pulse-pounding mecha battle. Joel is painting a slightly improved blood stain pattern for Jimmy's face, and this particular render of his work-in-progress freaked me out, but I couldn't help but to exclaim, "Ha-HAH!"

-Bob

O The Garden Temple Of Sunshine And Little Remembrances Of The Past Pluperfect
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, Jimmy Chow tells Rainbow Ren about his teacher, The Master Chen, and recounts the story of the night when he became a Kung Fu Master. Then, the Purple Lady's new sinister weapon prepares for a brutal attack. Watch the new episode at Heavy or below the fold.

The Kung Fu Jimmy Chow character design has evolved significantly over the past year. Check out the happy awesome evolution of Jimmy below the fold.

War! The Purple Lady Hastens To Impress Her Stinky Teacher
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, the Purple Lady and her teacher, the Master Joon Ree, determine whether their Purple Ninja assassins are capable of utterly killing Jimmy Chow. And Master Joon Ree unveils an all new robotic threat. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Farewell, Jimmy Chow In Which He Will Die! Lesbian?
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com, Rainbow Ren follows Jimmy to his next job opportunity at a video game store. Will a hoard of Purple Ninjas be able to defeat Jimmy's happy awesome Wii Numchuck action? And a new villain emerges. Watch at Heavy or below the fold.

Into The Blackened Fires Of A Curious And Colorful Rainbow
Produced exclusively for Heavy.com. An intrepid blogger named Rainbow Ren has tracked Jimmy to his new job at a mall 'Hot Gothic' store. But is Rainbow a friend? Is she just another fangirl? Or does she work for Jimmy's nemesis, The Purple Lady? Watch below the fold.